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Oh, to blow the load of all loads deep inside the Far Right and then leave them in the middle of the night while I run out for a pack of smokes for about 20 years. They're all crying and shit wanting to know "Why? How could you?" I shrug, mumble something about needing my independence and then score crack. Baby Daddy no more. Left with no options, a weepy Far Right goes to the local clinic and SURPRISE -- Adoption is a wonderful alternative! Or maybe you should've thought of that before you let that creep fuck you without any protection! 9 months down the lonesome highway and out comes Junior with a 2-pack-a-day habit, ready for the front lines in Iraq, Iran, Korea, pick an -Istan, any -Istan. Many years later, I read about my bastard child in the newspapers, feel a brief pang of conscience and then check my winning lotto numbers...
The Democratic Party should be destroyed and re-built bigger, stronger, faster, and one helluva lot meaner. Our last line of defense against the fascist right-wing and they can't even take the moral high ground when they're sitting on it. Retreat and surrender. Drop your guns and run! Whitey's coming and he looks pissed. Now, wait. Stop and pray. And make sure you tell all the flyovers how big your cross is and how you don't want the restless hippy scum to take over anymore than they do and shit, maybe those guys on the right really do have the right idea when it comes to, you know, Christianity and all that. Why do they even try to play the Jesus game when all it ever gets them is bent over at one Congressional hearing or another? Fuck Jesus. What we need now is Satan, rock-and-roll, and some good ol' fashioned righteous indignation. We need to take these worthless douchebags out to the street and curbstomp every last one of them. Don't you think if there was a Jesus and he was here right now, he'd be kicking somebody's ass? Shit, motherfucker got so pissed off about moneychangers at the temple he almost lost his spot at the Big Table in the Sky. He'd blow a gasket if he saw what was being done in his name today. Do they really think Jesus hates poor, un-educated, over-burdened, under-privileged girls? Last book I read on Jesus, they were just his kind of people. Seems to me he'd kick Pat Robertson in his nuts before he'd ever break bread with that clown. Maybe we read different Bibles at the Southern Baptist Church I went to...
The Democratic Party should be destroyed and re-built bigger, stronger, faster, and one helluva lot meaner. Our last line of defense against the fascist right-wing and they can't even take the moral high ground when they're sitting on it. Retreat and surrender. Drop your guns and run! Whitey's coming and he looks pissed. Now, wait. Stop and pray. And make sure you tell all the flyovers how big your cross is and how you don't want the restless hippy scum to take over anymore than they do and shit, maybe those guys on the right really do have the right idea when it comes to, you know, Christianity and all that. Why do they even try to play the Jesus game when all it ever gets them is bent over at one Congressional hearing or another? Fuck Jesus. What we need now is Satan, rock-and-roll, and some good ol' fashioned righteous indignation. We need to take these worthless douchebags out to the street and curbstomp every last one of them. Don't you think if there was a Jesus and he was here right now, he'd be kicking somebody's ass? Shit, motherfucker got so pissed off about moneychangers at the temple he almost lost his spot at the Big Table in the Sky. He'd blow a gasket if he saw what was being done in his name today. Do they really think Jesus hates poor, un-educated, over-burdened, under-privileged girls? Last book I read on Jesus, they were just his kind of people. Seems to me he'd kick Pat Robertson in his nuts before he'd ever break bread with that clown. Maybe we read different Bibles at the Southern Baptist Church I went to...
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